Holy crap. I didn't think Avery would be going after your run-of-the-mill, corner of 7th-and-Vine, STD-laden hookers. I thought he might go after the more classy hookers, like the ones in the Emperors Club or even the kind hired by Heidi Fleiss. I guess he couldn't afford them with the crappy $1.9M salary the arbitrator gave him last summer. But hey, don't worry, Sean. Those nasty genital warts you probably contracted from your Maison de L'Amour mistress will be worth it next year when you can afford the grade-A whores 'cause you're making Darcy Tucker money.So kids, the moral of the story is: money can buy love. Hot supermodel and actress girlfriends will come and go, but there will always be a dirty hooker there to love and care for you.
For $500 an hour, that is.
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Ah man, and I was lead to this site on the pretense that you were referring to the actress Kirstin Davis. For shame! Albeit, those honkers did make up for it. And I must admit, my foot fetish would have me going back here if you fleshed out that part of the deal. I want to see some foot jobs!
While posting pictures and videos of foot jobs might be a little too racy for this blog, I can lead to you to a very good website on which you'll find a great deal of foot job-related media. Shoot me an e-mail if you're interested.
Does blogspot have rules regarding the posting of racy media? More importantly, do you own this "very good website" you refer to? Or, better yet, are you a model on it? Hah, but e-mail it please! mikaelaa8@gmail.com
I shot you an e-mail. Hopefully you aren't a dickhead who gave me their mother or boss's e-mail address! Even if you are, they're getting a lot of high-quality material.
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